Full as a Catholic school.
The meal was extremely filling.

Game! He's as game as Ned Kelly.
He'll have a go.

Bore it up 'em!
Give them a thrashing. (team sports)

Couldn't produce a fart in a licorice factory.
See: Useless as tits on a bull

Your bedroom looks like a Packapoo ticket.
Messy

She's put on her best bib and tucker.
best clothes

Copulater / Cop ya later.
Bye for now

A few bricks shy of a full hod.
~

He's a broken packet of biscuits.
Looks good on the outside, a mess on the inside

Stop beating your mongrel.
having a wank

'till it rains in Marble Bar.
never

As useful as a c#%t full of cold water.
Not very useful

To sink the slipper.
kick

Take a shuftee
Take a look.

See you at the shake and shiver.
Go to the river.

He is jumped up.
conceited

Going off like a frog in a sock.
going crazy

It's colder than a well-diggers ass.
it's really cold

They're cockatoo farmers.
a smalltime farmer

He ran like a hairy goat
It was not his best race. (horse race)

Taking out the garbage.
going to the bathroom/toilet

I'm going to the snake room to water the horses.
going to take a piss

Better than a sh$t in the dark.
Better than nothing at all

As useful as a handbrake on a Holden.
useless

Goes like sh$t off a shiny shovel.
Really fast.

If it rained gravy everyone else would have a frying-pan - and I'd be left with a gridiron.
Unlucky

You could drive a coach and four through that.
~

Down in Tasway.
Tasmania

The whallopers.
The Police

All over the place like a Mad Woman's Piss
Out of control

Dear Bill! Ain't it a bastard!
denotes deepest feelings of exasperation and disgust

I've got a eggflip.
A tip (horse racing)

You take the mad and silly.
Grab the billy.

I'll have your blood for breakfast!
You're in trouble

I'm so hungry, I could eat a skunk's arsehole.
Very hungry

sh$te and tolley balls.
sh$t and sh$t

He used the Mungindi glove in the fight.
He kicked his opponent

I smell like a gorilla's arm-pit!
I need a shower

Japanese flying suit
T-shirt ,shorts and thongs

Knock into a cocked hat.
To destroy or overcome something completely

Hand in your dinner plate.
~

As useful as a fart in a colander.
Useless. (colander is a kitchen strainer)

My bike is buggered.
It's broken

Bourke shower.
a dust storm.

Wet enough to bog a duck
It's rained a lot.

That was a cockeye bob!
a sudden storm or squall.

He's got more balls than Keno.
Showing a lot of determination.

Time to go to the soapy sapple.
chapel (rhyming slang)

You look like a pox doctor's clerk.
Dressed up, slightly gaudy, bad taste.

Two yards faster than a trickel.
Very slow.

He's a Half back flanker
Wanker

Pavement Pizza.
A pile of vomit , usually at a bus stop shortly after sparrow's fart

He's gone to take a Les Kiss.
gone to take a piss.

Off like Grandma's pants on Fathers day!
To leave very quickly, (as in, "I'm off")

Gotta get up Dawn's crack.
To have to be up early. (crack of dawn)

Adelaide, like Yass but with poofters.
~

Let's get Schindler's.
Schindler's List=Pissed

He's got a head on him like a Diranbandi mail bag.
ugly

As stuffed as a whore on Father's Day.
Can't eat another thing

The bronze.
The Police

Come the rubber pig.
~

Just been to check the maker.
Been off for a chuck (vomit) in the dunny.

Ravi Shanker.
Wanker

On her rags.
her period

Loose as a cock in a sock.
very loose

He's in more sh$t than Ned Kelly.
in trouble

W.A.F.I.
Wind Assisted f#&king Idiot. (sailing)

I had a drovers breakfast this morning - a quick piss and a look around.
Didn't have time for breakfast or anything before setting to work.

Further behind than a Python's arsehole
A long way away

Stuck out like dog's balls on a cat.
~

Go dip your eye in cocky's sh$t.
If you don't like it-bugger off

Your the sort that licks the bowl when they have finished, rather than pull the chain.
penny-pinching with money.

It's your Wally Grout!
It's your shout. (turn to buy beers)

He's got short arms and long pockets.
A mean bastard with money.

Point Percy at the porcelain.
going to have a piss

As useless/Useful as a chocolate teapot.
Really useless

You've got a head like a dropped pie.
Very Ugly

He thinks his sh$t don' stink, but his farts give him away.
He thinks he's good\posh.

She wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire.
She doesn't hold me in a lot of esteem.

Up sh$t creek without a paddle.
in a really bad situation with no way out!

Holy snapping duck sh$t!
Exclamation!

Mean as a mysogynist's dick.
1) Picky or particular. 2) Not free with money.

As crooked as a dog's hind leg.
not on the straight and narrow path...

Dip yer didge.
didge=digeridoo. Have a shag.

Drain me didge.
Drain my didge (digeridoo) - take a leak.

Look at the Brace & bits on her!
Tits. Breasts

Watch out for the Edgar Brit.
sh$t

Right through the Georgie Moore.
Door

Fair dinkum.
1) It's the truth. 2) Exclamation! 3) Is it the truth?

I'm off to shake the snake.
take a piss

Put your hands in your skyrocket mate, it's your Wally Grout.
Put your hands in your pocket mate, it's your shout.

Where's ya eau de cologne?
telephone

It's me verandah over me toolbox!
describing a beergut

Gotta go to the Werris.
Werris creek=leak.

All froth and no beer.
Full of himself [not rightly so]

Couldn't run a choko vine over a sh$thouse.
Can manage/organize/operate anything

Couldn't organize a orgy in a brothel.
Hopeless, totally disorganised

Standing around like an extra guest/prick at a knock shop wedding.
to be standing around uselessly - pejorative if used about someone else - as a sign of irritation at delay if used about oneself.

She'd be right mate!
She'd be apples, alright.

It couldn't be done in a month of Sundays.
It's going to take a long time.

It would kill a brown dog!
Nothing can kill a brown dog, but this tasted so bad that it could,

Watch out for the barker eggs!
dog poo.

Gone to Yackandandah.
gone to take a gander (take a look!)

It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
hot!

Come on slow coach!
lagging behind, slow, lazy.

He's not the full quid.
Stupid

Talking to you is like pissin in the wind.
you never listen to good advice

Watch out for the Devil Dodgers.
Jehovah's Witnesses

She's had sh$t thrown at her through a fly-wire door.
refers to a sheila's freckles (not her freckle!!)

Looks like something the chooks have been scratching in.
It's untidy.

Yo-yo knickers.
Sleeps around.

As thick as a wharfie's (or brickie's) sandwich.
dopey

To talk to God on the big white telephone.
to throw up (vomit)

To park a tiger on the rug.
to throw up (vomit)

She's so fat, you'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
Speaking on sex with a weight challenged woman

She's so fat, you'd have to slap her in the guts and ride the waves in.
Speaking on sex with a weight challenged woman

In a battle of wits, he'd be completely unarmed!
Not bright.

If his brain was made of electricity, he'd be a walking blackout.
Not bright.

Thicker than a 2 dollar watch without the workings.
Not bright.

She's wider than a choir-boy's asshole.
She's fat.

Did you ride bareback?
Did you use a condom or not?

I wish his dad had settled for a blow job.
Obvious insult.

Couldn't score in a brothel.
Bad footy player.

Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.
Bloody Ugly

Jumped around like a flock of sparrows had flown out my arse.
I was excited.

Don't have a maggot pie from that pub!
meat pie. (with low quality meat!)

Like a bulldog eating porridge.
A woman's genitals after intercourse

I'm f#&king this cow, you're just holding the tail out of the way.
I'm doing the job, you're only watching.

I hope your balls turn square and fester at the corners.
I hope something horrible happens to you

I'm having bum nuts for me breakie!
bum nuts = eggs for breakfast

What and your sh$t don't stink?
Said to someone who think they are perfect.

If I had a head like yours I'd circumcise it.
Your an ugly and stupid person.

Away with the pixies.
daydreaming or senile

Fat as a boarding house pudding.
chubby

If I bought a kangaroo...It wouldn't hop!
un-lucky

He's got more corrugations than a water tank.
Lots of spare tyres- Rolls of fat.

Like putting Dracula in charge of the Blood Bank.
unwise decision

She wears strap-ons.
She's a Lesbian.

One for the bitch of mine.
One for the road.

Got a face like it's been on fire and someone put it out with a Pick-Axe handle.
Asthetically challenged lady.

sh$t stabbin', jobby jabbin' doughnut puncher!!!
Men with feminine qualities.

I could bite the balls off a low flyin' pigeon.
I'm very drunk!

She's had more meat through her than an abattoir.
very sexually active

He's got punters eyes
One each way = cross-eyed.

To have a J. Arthur.
J. Arthur Rank = wank = Masturbate

Queer as a concrete parachute.
Poof or lesbian

Pushing sh$t uphill with a pointed stick.
Not much chance

Useful as genital warts on a ribbed condom.
not very useful

Was yer father a glassmaker?
Move! I can't see through you.

Just let me wet me whistle.
I need a drink

Strike me bloody handsome!
give me a break

If brains were sh$t, you wouldn't have enough to fart.
you're stupid

I gotta back one out.
to have a sh$t

You're a gunna.
all talk and no action ie. gunna do this gunna do this & that but never does

She's two bob short of a pound.
A bit slow in the brain

He's a sandwich short of a picnic.
Not very intelligent

I'm off to the dunny for a hammer & hit.
I'm off to the toilet for a sh$t.

I'm on the Al Capone.
I'm on the phone.

He has a head like a chewed mintie
Ugly looking thing.

If you can't run with the big dogs don't get off the porch.
If you can't take the pressure, choose alternative course of action

Busier than a blue-arsed blowfly.
pretty darned busy.

I'm going to throw on the nose-bag.
Going to eat some lunch/food.

Shut the Rory O'Moore.
Close the door.

Gunna char some mystery bags.
cook some sausages on the barbecue

Why don't you have a cup of shut the f**k up!!!
I don't want to listen to you anymore.

Pull it as if you're getting a black fellow off your mum.
pull that bloody rope!

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
a bit stupid

Pardon for reaching, I just got off tha boat.
Excusing one self while reaching across the dinner table for the salt.

Showing more toe than a Roman sandle.
Showing plenty of guts

Fuller than a butchers dog.
very full.

He is like a boarding house cup of tea.
- Big and Weak

With patience and persistence you could f#&k a blacksnakes infested arshole.
Nothings impossible if you have patience

That bloke must be Kings Crossed.
~

Haven't laughed this much since Granny got her tits caught in the wringer!
Expression of pleasure

About as funny as a hatful of arseholes.
Very funny har har. Said sarcastically. (not funny at all)

Into everything like/as useful as a drover's pup.
Not useful at all

Couldn't pull the skin off a custard / has a custard arm.
Weak / Can't throw (sport)

Up to ya nuts in guts.
Rooting

As toey as a roman sandal.
In need of a bit of sex