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Aussie
Sayings WARNING STRONG LANGUAGE MAY OFFEND SOME - SO RACK OFF NOW! |
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Aussie Sayings Page 2 in no particular order |
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You're as ugly
as a box of blowflies. Insult He'd make a cat laugh. ~ Left like a shag on a rock. result of unpopularity Gotta go have a slash. Gotta urinate. The lights are on, but no-one's home. A slow person, not all up there. Reg Grundys = undies Pig's arse!! Absolutely, undeniably, inarguably NO WAY!!!! So mean, he would steal the gold fillings out of his grandmothers grave. ~ You could hang your wet duffel coat on those. She's got prominent nipples Like two bulldogs fighting under a saddle blanket. what a fat woman's arse looks like when she walks in pants You half-pie poofter. ~ There's a brown dog barking at the back door. I need to have a sh$t If I fell in a barrel of bosoms, I'd come out sucking my thumb. Unlucky Like a rat up a rope/drainpipe. very quickly Mean! He was so mean he wouldn't even let his dog drink from a mirage. ~ Stop pissing in his pocket. Stop trying to ingratiate yourself with him yer draggin the chain. You are somewhat tardy. Did you see her Tasmania? female pubic area. (Tassie Map) Couldn't drive ducks to water. A hopeless car driver Crissed as a picket. pissed as a cricket (it is spelt right) Hey mate! Wanna root? wanna have sex? I don't know who's f#&king skinning this cat, but I'm getting scratched. why don't you keep your mind on the bloody job !! You're a Wally. You are not clever Well FMD! f#&k Me Dead! (expression of surprise) As handy as mudflaps on a speedboat. Not handy at all To get off at Redfern. coitus interrupts Him! He couldn't catch a cold! in poor form, not quick (Sport) Flash as a rat with a gold tooth. ~ To do your lolly. ~ He's an odd bod. eccentric person, esp with a fixation. It's Liquid Sunshine. Rain I smell bacon. Said when you see the cops!!! He's True Blue. Real Aussie Had to do the Harold Holt out of there. a Bolt. Run. Even Blind Freddy could see it. Very obvious Mate, she's as rough as guts/mullet/goats' knees/a pigs breakfast. very rough, crude Yer pulling my chain mate! you are fooling me Cold as a polar bear's behind. ~ She could scare buzzards off of a meat wagon! She's ugly I told him a real Porky pie. lie (rhyming slang) Don't forget that Septic Tank's in town. Septic Tank = Yank A few dice short of Yahtzee. Not very intelligent or mentally incapable Bashing the bishop. Masturbation She's in the pudding club. pregnant He's a full quid. He is above average IQ I could eat the arse out of a rag doll through a cane chair. Very hungry The lift doesn't go to the top floor/all the way to the top. not very bright I'd be up her like a rat up a drain pipe. She very f#&kable. As common as a cat/dog in Springvale. rare. (Alluding to Vietnamese eating dogs/cats) Your face is like a twisted ugg boot. Insult Well, root me boot! ~ I'm humping my bluey. bluey=swag + hump=carry Is the Pope a Catholic? Of course. She's as ugly as a mud fence in a rainstorm. ~ Don't invite that mangy old bastard. Don't invite him as he is mean with his money and/or gifts. Drilling for Vegemite. Anal Intercourse As old as Adam. ~ A rooster one day, a feather duster the next. the uncertainty of success So hungry I could eat the arse/crutch out of a low flying duck. I'm really hungry! Stiff as a wedding night/Saturday night prick. Sore from exertion/exercise She was so ugly that when she walked on the beach even the sewerage got up and left! Fairly obvious insult. He's a Woolly Wolf. He is a poof; a homosexual. Here comes a bible-basher. a person of excessive religous zeal. Uses narrow biblical interpretations. He's got a face like a cat licking sh$t off a thistle Looks deliriously happy or satisfied Stuff/f#&k you and the horse you rode on! general term of contempt or strong disagreement And you can bet London to a brick on that! ~ What are ya bumping your gums about? what are you talking about? Fits like a finger in a bum. It's tight. Suck it an' see Find out for yourself. She's colder than a witches tit in a brass brassiere. she's COLD! He couldn't get a kick in a cow yard. to a useless football player It's within cooee of here. close by, within calling As lonely as a bandicoot on a burnt ridge. ~ He kicked a sausage roll. kick a goal I'll give yer curry. I will assault you orally. Shoot through like a Bondi tram. Leave in a hurry. Ridgy Didge! even more then 'Fair Dinkum' Geez your brothers ugly! / Jesus Christ your sister is ugly! Said to a twin as an insult. I'd better ask me cheese'n'kisses first. Ask the missus. Popular as a mangy dog. Not popular. Putting on me stubbies & thongs. Dressing up - tuxedo/suit Your grasping at straws there. getting desperate There's a claggy on your waggy! You dog's got a dirty behind You look like something the wolves ate and sh$t over a cliff. Ugly See ya 'round like a risole. See you later. She's been hit with the fugley stick too many times. she's real ugly. Carrying on like a pork chop. overexcited, hyperactive I'm going to have me a dingo's breakfast. A piss and a look around. Like making love in a canoe. Referring to a weak beer, because it's FN near water He' s all shine, no shoes. He's a fake, a fraud Does Jack Newton swim in circles? Of course! Naturally, yes. Your face looks like a cats arse! you are ugly Up ya Bundy! Up your Bum! (Bundaberg Rum=Bum. They ought to slap a cows c#%t over his head and get a bull to f#&k some sense into him! ~ I'll give yer a bell. I will phone you I was driving the porcelain/ceramic bus this morning. to throw up (vomit) down the toilet bowl Go water a horse. go urinate Choke a brown dog. ~ She's more emotional than a Bob Hawke book launch. ~ A mob of monkey's would piss more than this. a guide to how much rain is coming down Did you get a peking duck? Did you get a f**k I'm off to the rub a dub, dub. Rhymes with Pub! Come over 'ere and 'ave an optic at this. Look. (optic nerve=perve) Could I bludge a fag? Can I have a cigarette As useful as a fart in a hurricane. ~ Had a blue. Had a fight Veranda over the toolshed. Belly over the male genitals Cobblers awls. balls Come in, spinner. Let's go. Couldn't kill him with an axe. The bugger just won't die. I'm off to the waterhole. Off to the pub Needed as a back pocket in a tshirt. Not useful. Stuff this for a game of soldiers! Exclamation. Anger, Frustration. I'm buggered! I am dead tired. We are next to the marble orchard. a cemetery. Berkshire hunt. c#%t He's about as useful as a nun's c#%t. Not useful at all He's got a Ned Kelly on 'im. belly Full as a fat man's undies. Had enough to eat Gone through that like a dose of salts! ~ Mad as a meat axe. Crazy, bananas. As happy as a worm in a can on the way home from a fishing trip. ~ (I'm so hungry) I could chew the crutch out of a low-flying vulture. BLOODY Hungry! If it was raining bikini clad women, I'd be washed down the gutter with a truck driver. No luck whatsoever Slick as greased snake sh$t. smooth talker, or when something works better than expected Taking an Eartha Kitt. sh$t He's got death adders in 'is kick. Mean with his money-kick=pocket. |
Couldn't get a
kick in a stampede. Useless football player. Her cherry has been pushed back so far, she could use it a tail light. ~ Up and down/all over the place like a mad woman's sh$t/custard. Something which is 'all over the place'. ie a rough track The engine's conked out. died, break down. What a load of old cobblers! load of nonsense. Going twenty to the dozen. Going top speed Several palings short of a fence. ~ Full as a fairy's phone book. full of grog Hold back your brumbies mate! calm yourself down Doesn't know if it's Pitt Street or Christmas. Pitt Street= major St in Sydney, full of lights. He's so short he has to stand on his head to get his foot in the stirrup. ~ Why don't you pull a brown-eye and show us your stretch marks? a way of putting down a heckler Time for me to nut and bolt. Bolt-leave in a hurry Going to drain the one-eyed trouser snake. Urinate A two headed Tasmanian. ~ Don't get off your bike. Calm down Make mine an unleaded. I'll have a light beer Couldn't give a fat rat's clacker. Couldn't care less! A face like a mouthful of mashed up Smarties. Ugly Wouldn't be dead for Quids! Having to much fun! She's apples mate! Everything's all right It's a Clayton's. It's fake. eg: non-alcoholic beer Feeding the chooks. Masturbation, wanking I'm up the apple and pears. up the stairs Darwin -where everything bites but the butterflies. ~ Damn dunny budgies! what flies and hangs around dunnies? Not since JC played full-back for the Arabs. A long time ago. I've freed Nelson Mandela. taken a crap Bullsh$t Castle. Australia's Parliament House See the Lawn pizza? Steaming pile of vomit left on your front yard when your mates leave after a drinking session. She wouldn't say dick if her mouth was full of it!! doesn't say much Going for a Rodney. Have a sh$t. Rod Hogg=Bog 23 less the carton. To say a person is "23 less the carton" alludes to a carton of beer, which has 24 cans. As fresh as a hand full of gum leaves. ~ Too useless to grow chokos on a backyard dunny. choko is a vegetable that grows as a vine. Up to the apricots with an Eurasian air hostess. ~ Real bunch of odds and sods. bits and pieces. Miscellaneous collection. Dryer than an Arab's fart. Thirsty sh$t a brick! Exclamation. Rather a shock perhaps Japanese riding boots. Thongs It's hotter than a whore in heat. it's really hot Twenty/a few cents short of a dollar. not all there- crazy Did 'is block. Lost his temper Madder than a Baptist in a brothel. really angry He's got the good oil. ~ There's a potato peeler for ya. rhyming slang = sheila Who's rootin' this cat? Your just holdin' the tail. You are not competent to comment on the matter He's further back than a snake's arse. He is a long way behind Having a bludge. Not working As bent as a nine dollar note. Gay A few chops short of a barbie. not all there Does a Koala sh$t in a gum tree and wipe his ass on a Cockatoo? Most likely Short of a sheet of bark. weak of intellect I'll stick yer bloody bum on the barbie. I'm so mad I going to hit you then stick you on a hot barbecue Let's get canned. to have a lot of fun It's an embuggerance. unnecessary or irrelevant interruption I'm so hungry I could eat the crack of Dawn.......Fraser. I'm VERY hungry Great Salt Lake Cities! A woman is endowed with fantastic breasts. Busy as a blowie at a barbie. To be very busy or hyperactive. (blowfly at a BBQ) Hit in the Jatz Crackers. To be hit in the Knackers . She thinks her feet don't smell. She believes she is of high class, she is posh. He's a pain in the Gregory Peck. Pain in the neck John Thomas. penis You bet your boots that's right! It is certain. in two shakes of a lamb's tail. real soon. As camp as a row of tents. Homosexual Give us a Mick Jagger! A lager/beer He's a right berk, he is. an idiot To be up the duff. to be pregnant He's sillier than a two bob watch. stupid I am as dry as a nun's tit. I'm thirsty Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it Big Mouth As happy as Larry. ~ You'll never find that this side of the black stump. the black stump is a legendary location outback. Throwing/knocking back a few beers. drinking Drain the main vain. To urinate. Don't whip the cat. Don't cry over split milk Harder than the inside of a nun's mattress. ~ Don't stick yer bib in! Don't interfere Ugly as a deep sea racing mullet! Ugly chick I got here on my Mad Mike. a push bike Sticking out like a stiff in a pair of speedos. Somebody who's very obvious I'm busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking competition I am extremely well occupied at this juncture I'm that unlucky that if it rained soup, everbody else would have a spoon and I'd be left with a fork. ~ Make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here. Got to get gotta here! Put the bite on. Ask for a loan. Dry as a Drover's dog. Very thirsty He's just loose juice. ~ No better than a vegemite sandwich. ~ Bugger Off! Shove off, get lost. Shove it up your Aris. Arse. Aris = Aristotle = Bottle = Bottle & Glass = Arse. Johnny Bliss. piss She's two pick handles wide. She is fat Splatter the bladder. To urinate. Will find himself in more sh$t than a Werribee duck. in trouble. Silly as a wet hen/square wheel. ~ It was so wet even the mirages overflowed! ~ Meaner than a recipient of a nuns verbal bitch slap. you got to be pretty damn foul to get a verbal bitch slap from a nun Not worth a row/hill of beans. Of low value Off like a school boarder's lunch. ~ Off like a robber's dog. quickly. She's got a face like a robber's dog! An ugly girl As useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest. Not very useful Tough/Fit as a Mallee Bull. Damn near invincible. More front than Myers. pushy person Squeeze the cheese. To defecate. Not all the lights are on in the top floor. not very intelligent Goes off like Chinese New Year. goes wild He's a good coca cola. A cricket bowler. That scrub was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it. ~ I'm on the wallaby track. Looking for work Crook as Rookwood. Sick, unwell He's a Taswegian. a Tasmanian Tighter than a ducks arse in a rain storm. tight-fisted with money. He has no JT (jam tart). Has no ticker, no heart, no commitment... Standing prouder than a honeymooner's dick. Standing tall, erectly. All over the place like a drunken spider. ~ I'll light the Nelly McGuire. Light the fire Shut your north and south! Shut your mouth! The whole box and dice. The whole lot. That would gag a maggot! it's so disgusting it would......gag a maggot Pass the Cackle-berries. Eggs An arse like two pigs fighting in a sugar bag. A large Fat Bum A better man never stood in two shoes! Compliment Calling for George. Refers to the sound of someone regurgitating into a toilet, (the great white telephone) hence: calling for George ('george' being a course version of the sound made when one chunders!)- expressed with All these butternut snaps. rhyming slang = a jap I'm off like a Jewish foreskin. I'm leaving |
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